Tuesday, October 19, 2010

When will we???

Just getting frustrated because my partner and I have not been intimate for 4 days now.....:(
Seems like either he is too tired or I am, or my child has the usual bad timing of coming home earlier than expected from a friends house!
Sure, sure I know children do come first and she always will, but sometimes I feel like I need a break!! Or should I say WE need a break!
And of course today I am tired and sore after working.....I feel like I could fall asleep as I type this post.  
I know lots of busy parents actually schedule their lovemaking. but sometimes I would like to strike while the iron is HOT so to speak!

Monday, October 4, 2010

A Great 2 year Anniversary Giveaway at Hey Epiphora!!

Hi there! Sorry I've been so quiet lately....Lifes curveballs and a bad cold virus thrown in have made me a bit down.
But I just had to stop in to let you know about this really great giveaway at Hey Epiphora! 
There are 8 very sexy and wonderful prizes to be won by some lucky readers there. '
I am entering to win the $100 Facinations Gift Certificate!! 
Hurry! And Enter soon!  Good luck all! 
Hey Epiphoras 2nd year Anniversary Giveaway 

I will be checking in again sometime soon! 

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

I was visiting one of my favorite websites today, Oddee, And came across this link to 7 weird vintage sex toys. 
7 Weirdest Vintage Sex Toys
Got a laugh out of these ads!! Hope you do too!
I am feeling a bit under the weather today as I feel like I am trying to catch a cold.....Damn!!!!  

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Toy Review: The Sqweel

What can I say!! The Sqweel is so unique! I have always wanted a toy that could mimic oral sex and I have finally found it!!!!

Find it here!: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0039489XE/ref=wms_ohs_product

It features 10 little tongues that rotate 360 degrees, and it has 3 different speeds.
Easy to take apart and clean, and runs on 3 AAA batteries.
It works best using a water based lubricant, And I found that when I am on my knees with it pressed between my labia, it hits my clit when I tilt it just so!!!!  More like it flicks my clit!!! MMMMMM!
It is not a vibrator! Oh no! it builds you up to a climax much like oral sex does. And when you do come, oh man!! It leaves you trembling!!! I highly recommend the Sqweel for a totally new and different orgasmic experience!!

I can honestly say I've experienced all of these bad sex moves!! UGH!

I was reading this fun article today, and yep!! I can honestly say that I have experienced every single one of them!!!
Read them here......23 Bad Sex Moves
My favorite passage is No.7 : "Getting so bossy with sex directions I feel like your dick is a piece of Ikea furniture I’m trying to put together."
I laughed out loud at that!! And it brought back some bad memories of lovers who were downright assholes who were controlling and selfish, both in and out of the bedroom!  The kind who expected you to worship them and their cocks whether their cocks were glorious or not!!! 
Of course I do think about one of my exes who had a very nice big and meaty cock, but unfortunately he thought that since he had such a nice dick, that all he had to do was stick it in me and Boom! I would come! Well sometimes that was true, but  I am a girl who likes to have a nicely placed tongue,  finger, or vibe on my clit or inside of me to help get me going first. 
Lucky for me now, my partner takes care of me quite well, and never fails to turn me on and make me come. Sometimes I switch it up and he come first. No keeping score here either. I get very turned on sucking his balls and cock, while playing and teasing his ass which loves to be fucked by my finger or a toy while I blow him. Such a turn on!!!!!
MMMMMMMMM! I'm outta here for now.......Gotta go suck me some cock!!     
How about you? How many of these bad sex experiences have you had? any new ones to add to this list?? Do share!! 

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Wow! I have finally done it!!!

Hi there!! This is officially my very first blog, and I welcome you all!
This is a blog inspired by the many sex, and sex toy blogs I follow and love!! There are far too many to mention!
But as time goes on I am sure I will!
Stay tuned for my reviews about the sex toys I own and also the ones I really hope to be reviewing.
I will also be writing about my sexual fantasies, and real life experiences.
I look forward to getting to know you all!!!!